[pdstan512]

hey this is a song game about a whitetail deer named Murry and his life of being hunted and You make another part of the song from where the poster above left off ill start ok..


There was a whitetail deer named murry he got shot at alot so he could runaway in a hurry...

 

[timberghost]

And when murray caught a whiff of human scent, off to the swamp murray went.

 

[pdstan512]

but when he first tasted corn he thought it was like gold but then he relized he was wrong when he was shot at with a bow

 

[timberghost]

Then murray jumped up and ninja kicked the arrow out of the air and just like that he was out of there.

 

[joel the signman]

he ran off to try and find safer haven..

 

[buckfever]

but found himself in a big pile of maters...

(maters is a southern word for tomatoes yankee boys) :w00t:

 

[Buckshot]

He ran through the briars and he ran through the bramble, he ran through the woods where the hunters wouldn't go. He ran so fast that the hounds couldn't catch him, down through the swamp to the gulf of Mexico.


Sorry about the plagerism but I couldn't help myself.

 

[pdstan512]

then he ran up to canada where he got a whiff of bacon and all you could see was his tail shakin as he ran away to mexico

 

[timberghost]

As he journeyed down south he stopped for a snack. A pile of "maters" in a nice little stack. He quickly ate the sweet, tasty treat, and then went off to rest his tired, achey feet. Before he could rest his nose took a test, and quickly alerted him of a pest. Murray could hear the sound of a heartbeat, a shaking of feet, someone catching their breath as the tension began to heat. Sensing something was wrong Murray didn't stay for long he quickly gave a snort making his stay very short. As Murray trotted down the hill and across the brook the hunter sat slumped with a confused look. He now knows that he was busted by a well educated chap, "buckfever,buckfever, what the crap"? <(BUCKFEVER the TN hunter HAHAHA)

 

[joel the signman]

while he ran for points unknown the hunters regrouped and came up with a plan of their own

 

[BruceBruce1959]

Murry was sharp, much wiser than them, he put out the word to all of his friends. If there's a guy with a gun or a bow in his hands run and run quick NO not past their tree stands. when you enter the clearing where it's posted and safe you can laugh at them hunters in spite of the chase.

 

[joel the signman]

all of sudden out of nowhere what should appear but santa and his crew of raindeer

 

[buckfever]

and there sat buckfever up on his house all camoed out and beggining to pout. Because as timberghost said buckfever has no deer hanging in his shed. And suddenly a thought pops in his head "does santa really need 8 reindeer hauling his sled?" And then to santa's surprise did he hear 2 quick shots exploding in his ear. All of a sudden Doner and Blitzen appear on buckfevers table next to the fixens. He is pouting no more even though Santa put him on the naughty list cuz he has 2 reindeer decorating his wall.

And then there is buckfever with a smile on his face chatting with family about the great chase.ickle:ickle:ickle:

 

[joel the signman]

But santa was miffed.He swore vengeance and proceeded to put buckfever on the naughty not nice list.He called his pal the easter bunny and some leprechauns too.They plotted what to do:ranting:

 

[timberghost]

Santas plan was starting to take place as showed on his steaming mad face. He planned to fly over the house late at night when Buckfever least expects a fight. Then armed with an army of bunnies Santa will rain down "cocoa puffs" all over the area which will confuse all and lead to mass hysteria. As for the distraction which then will put the leprechauns into action they will sneak into Bucks home and take all of his arms and leave nothing except a few "lucky charms". With Santas sled haulers lost by two, he needed a replacement so now what to do. He called on his master mechanic elf to build an extra mean, super charged, twin turbo, rocket machine.

 

[BruceBruce1959]

Turned out to be a Mopar with Hemi's and stuff, Now that's built better than any ford tough.
But buckfever was waiting for santa to show with a shotgun full of rock-salt He had plans too don't 'cha Know...
There's more to the story of Santa so quick, and ole hunter buckfever all camo'ed and slick.

 

[stjones1102]

As buck waited by the fireplace with cheer, stjones sat out in the cold, still trying for that first deer!

 

[pdstan512]

But No Worries Stjones Youll Get Murry Soon Even If Ya Got Shoot A Goddarned ****, but all of this talk of stjones and santa had given murry a chance to run to atlanta he ate their his christmas meal of corn on a foodplot was the apeal but little did he know santa hunted too and and with a pull of a santas trigger a bullet over his body flew