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Here's another example of being a Wise Old man.
A salesman was driving by my house one day,
I live at a junction that seperates inot 3 different directions.
I'm sitting on the front porch sippin my coffee
as the salesman pulls up and rolls his window down and shouts to me
he says
"I need to get to the train depot but I'm kinda lost
He points to the road on the far left and says will that get me to the Train depot?" I answered, I don't know.
The he points to the middle road and asks will that road get me to the train depot? I answered, I don't know.
Then he Shakes his head and points to the 3rd road and asks again, will that road get me to the train depot? Again I answered, I don't know.
He asks "How long have you lived here? I said about 40 years, he says you've lived here all that time and you don't know which road goes to the train depot,
I said, I dont even know if we have a train depot.
He begins shouting,
"I can't believe this, you've lived here for 40 years and you don't even know if you have a train depot and then he says, Are you really that stupid, don't you know anything?"
I said I know one thing, I ain't lost...
A salesman was driving by my house one day,
I live at a junction that seperates inot 3 different directions.
I'm sitting on the front porch sippin my coffee
as the salesman pulls up and rolls his window down and shouts to me
he says
"I need to get to the train depot but I'm kinda lost
He points to the road on the far left and says will that get me to the Train depot?" I answered, I don't know.
The he points to the middle road and asks will that road get me to the train depot? I answered, I don't know.
Then he Shakes his head and points to the 3rd road and asks again, will that road get me to the train depot? Again I answered, I don't know.
He asks "How long have you lived here? I said about 40 years, he says you've lived here all that time and you don't know which road goes to the train depot,
I said, I dont even know if we have a train depot.
He begins shouting,
"I can't believe this, you've lived here for 40 years and you don't even know if you have a train depot and then he says, Are you really that stupid, don't you know anything?"
I said I know one thing, I ain't lost...
