Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Vermont, moved to Florida July 2016
Splinters in her Crotch (good clean joke)
A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree-hugging, liberal Democrat and an
anti-hunter purchased a piece of timberland near Colville , WA . There was
a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good
view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big
As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In
her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got
many splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to a local
ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a Democrat,
and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters.
The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to
go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her. She
sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared.
The angry woman demanded, "What took so long?" He smiled and told her,
"Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the
Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove
old-growth timber from a 'recreational area' so close to a waste treatment
facility. I'm sorry, but due to Obama-care they turned you down."
Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the outcome of the vote.