Laughter is good medicine!
A woman was playing golf when she took a big swing, missed the ball and
The foursome waiting behind her was a group from the White House which
He quickly stepped forward and helped her to her feet.
She thanked him and started to play on when he said, "I'm President Obama
and I hope you'll vote for me this November."
She laughed hysterically and quickly said, "I fell on my ass, not my head!"
Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the outcome of the vote.