Are you a Dem, Rep or Southerner?

[tator]

Got this email the other day and got a good chuckle out of it! Enjoy!



Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?


Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife
and two small children. Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife
comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities,
Raises the knife, and charges at your family...
You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert
shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your Family.

What do you do?

THINK CAREFULLY AND
THEN SCROLL DOWN:

Democrat's Answer:
· Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
· What is a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP?
· Does the man look poor or oppressed?
· Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?
· Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
· Could we run away?
· What does my wife think?
· What about the kids?
· Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
· What does the law say about this situation?
· Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
· Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
· Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
· Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
· If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
· Should I call 9-1-1?
· Why is this street so deserted?
· We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day.
· Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
· I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
· This is all so confusing!


Republican's Answer:
BANG!


Southerner's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Click..... (Sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! 'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?!'

Son: 'Can I shoot the next round?!'

Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!

[timetohunt]

I like it.

I live up north but as Darius Rukers (sp?) "No matter where I go I'm in a Southern State of mind."

[hunt NH]

well i do own a 1911, but not a kimber. mine is a Para USA GI Expert 1911. i dont have winchester silver tip. mine is loaded with Hornady 45 Auto+P 230gr TAP FPD. and my answer did not quite match any of the anwers. the first though tha came to mine was. " I'd blow his ####ing head off." so what dose that make me? republican or southener?

[daddus1]

Hunt that makes you a southern republican that is a good shot. You are from southern NH aren't you? lol
daddus

[tator]

Originally Posted by hunt NH

and my answer did not quite match any of the anwers. the first though tha came to mine was. " I'd blow his ####ing head off." so what dose that make me? republican or southener?

Originally Posted by daddus1

Hunt that makes you a southern republican that is a good shot.

haha I was going to say "IT MAKES YOU WHAT EVER THE HECK YOU WANT IT TO BE!!" hahaha,, like I've always said, I'd hate to see a guy who breaks into my house/car/property or threatens my family in any way, after I'm done with him. I may not be a born fighter or big tough guy, but I guarantee you, I am a BIG guy, and a strong guy at that,,, and I guarantee you when the adrenaline gets pumping, you don't wanna be the person begging for mercy b/c when it comes to the things listed above, I have NONE for you.

now that said, this human running at me in this scenario would not live to see tomorrow. I don't see anything wrong with shooting to kill in this situation.

[Hunting Man]

Best defense is a strong offense. I'd shoot no question. Me I like to think of myself as an AMERICAN!!!