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Old 01-03-2012, 08:14 AM
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Got this email the other day and got a good chuckle out of it! Enjoy!



Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?


Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife
and two small children. Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife
comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities,
Raises the knife, and charges at your family...
You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert
shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your Family.

What do you do?

THINK CAREFULLY AND
THEN SCROLL DOWN:


Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
What is a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP?
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day.
Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
This is all so confusing!


Republican's Answer:
BANG!


Southerner's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Click..... (Sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! 'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?!'

Son: 'Can I shoot the next round?!'

Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!
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Old 01-03-2012, 08:38 AM
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I like it.

I live up north but as Darius Rukers (sp?) "No matter where I go I'm in a Southern State of mind."
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Old 01-03-2012, 01:23 PM
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well i do own a 1911, but not a kimber. mine is a Para USA GI Expert 1911. i dont have winchester silver tip. mine is loaded with Hornady 45 Auto+P 230gr TAP FPD. and my answer did not quite match any of the anwers. the first though tha came to mine was. " I'd blow his ####ing head off." so what dose that make me? republican or southener?
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Old 01-03-2012, 01:57 PM
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Hunt that makes you a southern republican that is a good shot. You are from southern NH aren't you? lol
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Old 01-03-2012, 04:26 PM
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and my answer did not quite match any of the anwers. the first though tha came to mine was. " I'd blow his ####ing head off." so what dose that make me? republican or southener?
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Hunt that makes you a southern republican that is a good shot.

haha I was going to say "IT MAKES YOU WHAT EVER THE HECK YOU WANT IT TO BE!!" hahaha,, like I've always said, I'd hate to see a guy who breaks into my house/car/property or threatens my family in any way, after I'm done with him. I may not be a born fighter or big tough guy, but I guarantee you, I am a BIG guy, and a strong guy at that,,, and I guarantee you when the adrenaline gets pumping, you don't wanna be the person begging for mercy b/c when it comes to the things listed above, I have NONE for you.

now that said, this human running at me in this scenario would not live to see tomorrow. I don't see anything wrong with shooting to kill in this situation.
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Old 01-03-2012, 06:20 PM
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Best defense is a strong offense. I'd shoot no question. Me I like to think of myself as an AMERICAN!!!
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Old 01-04-2012, 12:37 AM
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ill just call my self a " good ole right wing'in country boy" and i would also like to point out that there are 12 bangs in the first series of shots from the southener. the standered 1911 mag holds 8 rounds, so assuming it was me there would be 9 bangs in the first series. (8 in the mag + 1 in the pipe). now you can get 10 rounders, so assumeing you had the extended mags and had one in the pipe, thats still only 11 bangs. do yall southeners shout bang when your shooting? sorry, i had to. now back to my case this is what it would sound like....

" good ole right wing'in country boy"
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
sounds of droping the mag, inserting the next mag, slide shuting
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
sounds of droping the mag, inserting the next mag, slide shuting
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
sounds of droping the mag, inserting the next mag, slide shuting
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
sounds of droping the mag, inserting the next mag, slide shuting
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

Me: have fun in hell you POS
my son: can i shoot em next?
wife: 5 mags Phil. realy? you killed him with the first shot. and them bullets aint cheep.
Me: ya but you got to make an example of these guys, so no more want to take his place.
(and yes i realy do have 5 mags for my 1911)

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I would only have one question after shooting
IS There a bag limit?
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I would only have one question after shooting
IS There a bag limit?

hahaha!
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Old 01-04-2012, 01:01 PM
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Here is a story I read this morning on this topic. It actually made my day to read that the police said it was more than justified so that woman doesn't have to worry about going to jail or being fined for protecting her family!

Okla. Woman Shoots, Kills Intruder: 911 Operators Say It's Okay to Shoot - Yahoo!
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