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Old 09-20-2011, 10:59 AM
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Thumbs up Too funny....

I recently asked my friend's little girl what she wanted to
be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President
some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were
standing there, so I asked her, "If you were President, what
would be the first thing you would do?"
She replied, "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless
people." Her parents beamed with pride.
"Wow...what a worthy goal." I told her. "But you don't have
to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over
to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my
driveway, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to
the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you
can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house."
She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me
straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy
come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the
I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party."
Her parents still aren't speaking to me.
James 1:2-8
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Old 09-20-2011, 12:45 PM
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Old 09-20-2011, 01:39 PM
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good, I love it.
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Old 09-20-2011, 03:44 PM
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So simple a child gets it!
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Old 09-21-2011, 12:26 PM
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Very Funny
And yet so true
Remember when posting what may seem innocent to you may not to others,
text shows NO emotions so please,,, don't take it personal & automatically go on the defense.
Take it w/ a grain of salt, take it as a joke or just let it go.

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Old 09-22-2011, 10:05 AM
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I bet I know one person in politics who wouldn't get it.
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