few good ones
"How about those Navy Seals. We're getting our money's worth there. They
broke into Osama bin Laden's compound with 12-foot walls topped by barbed
wire, and fired a warning shot into his head." -David Letterman
Osama bin Laden is in the ocean. How ironic. Once again surrounded by
seals." -Jay Leno
"The Republicans are so happy about bin Laden they've granted President
Obama full citizenship." -David Letterman
"Apparently, members of Al Qaeda are online slamming the U.S. I don't
understand why they're so upset. Everyone in Al Qaeda just got a promotion."
The hot new drink around the country is the bin Laden. It's a Colt 45 and a
shot that goes right to your head." -Jay Leno
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Take it w/ a grain of salt, take it as a joke or just let it go.
"If George Washington was asked for his I.D. do you think he just wipped out a quarter?"