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Old 04-18-2011, 06:26 PM
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It was Saturday morning and Joe, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go bag the first deer of the season. He walks down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to his surprise he finds his wife, Alice, sitting there, fully dressed in camouflage. Joe asks her, "What are you up to?"

Alice smiles, "I'm going hunting with you!" Joe, though he has many reservations, reluctantly decides to take her along.

They arrive at the hunting site. Joe sets his wife safely up in the tree stand and tells her: "If you see a deer, take careful aim on it and I'll come running back as soon as I hear the shot."

Joe walks away with a smile on his face knowing that Alice couldn't bag an elephant -- much less a deer. But not 10 minutes pass when he is startled as he hears an array of gunshots. Quickly, Joe starts running back. As Joe gets closer to her stand, he hears Alice screaming, "Get away from my deer!"

Confused, Joe races faster towards his screaming wife. And again he hears her yell, "Get away from my deer!" followed by another volley of gunfire.

Now within sight of where he had left his wife, Joe is surprised to see a cowboy, with his hands high in the air. The cowboy, obviously distraught, says, "Okay, lady, okay! You can have your deer! Just let me get my saddle off it!"
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Old 04-18-2011, 07:53 PM
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Haha, Great one gfdeputy2!!!!
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Old 04-18-2011, 08:07 PM
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lol, good one.
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Old 04-18-2011, 08:56 PM
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She had to be blonde!!
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Old 04-19-2011, 05:13 AM
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BF I was thinking the same thing
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Old 04-19-2011, 06:30 AM
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i loved it... and no better way to start off another great day. Laughter beats all...
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Old 04-19-2011, 08:36 AM
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Good joke to tell the fellas.... think I'll pass on telling that to my wife! haha
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Old 04-19-2011, 03:07 PM
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Um I don't know if that is a good idea or not I think I might rather have TG come after me then a woman. TG one hit & I am done
women can be mean they will make you suffer. When I got married the local police dept. was there (Real good friends of mine ) I told them if there is ever a domestic at my house come save me I will be the one in the corner in the fetal position sucking my thumb
THEY THOUGHT I WAS KIDDING
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