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Old 03-11-2011, 10:06 AM
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Talking Serious Hunter (joke)

A group of friends went deer hunting and split up into pairs for the day. That night, one of the hunters, John, returned alone, staggering under the weight of a really nice eight-point buck.

The others asked "Where's Ted?"

"Ted had a stroke or some thing and died. I left him a couple of miles back up the trail."

"You left Ted laying out there and carried the deer back?!!"

"It was a tough call," nodded John, "but I figured no one is going to steal Ted."

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Old 03-11-2011, 11:37 AM
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Old 03-11-2011, 01:29 PM
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that's good! hahaha
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Old 03-11-2011, 02:09 PM
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That's a good one!
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Old 03-11-2011, 02:10 PM
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very good!
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Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the outcome of the vote.
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Old 03-12-2011, 01:47 PM
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Too funny!!!!!!!
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Old 03-12-2011, 02:04 PM
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I like it, I like it!
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Old 05-06-2011, 08:48 PM
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pretty sound logic lol :D
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