If you're going to be wallowing in pork, You could set yourself or a friend up doing wild pig roasts as a side business for family gatherings, beach parties, business events, etc...
Might even be worth setting up at local fairs/carnivals or even church events, church's are always looking for fundraising opportunities. just a thought.
Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the outcome of the vote.