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Old 04-16-2013, 07:05 AM
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Default Todays Laughter

A redneck with a bucket full of live fish, was approached recently by a game warden in Texas as he started to drive his boat away from a lake.
The game warden asked the man, "May I see your fishing license please?" "Naw, sir," replied the redneck. "I don't need none of them there papers. These here are my pet fish."
"Pet fish!?!?"
"Yep. Once a week, I bring these here fish o'mine down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for a while. Then when I whistle, they swim right back into my net and I take 'em home."
"What a line of're under arrest."
The redneck said, "It's the truth, Mr. Gov'ment man. I'll show ya!
We do this all the time!!"
"WE do, now, do WE?" smirked the warden. "PROVE it!"
The redneck released the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After a few minutes, the warden said, "Well?"
"Well, WHUT?" said the redneck.
The warden asked, "When are you going to call em back?"
"Call who back?"
"The FISH," replied the warden!
"Whut fish?" asked the redneck.

We may not be as smart as some city slickers, but we ain't as dumb as some government employees.
Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the outcome of the vote.
-Benjamin Franklin

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Old 05-01-2013, 08:58 AM
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Default Florida Pier fishing

I went to Pier 60 in Clearwater FL yesterday at sunrise.4 hours of fishing resulted in 8 keeper Spanish Mackeral and several throwbacks.The 2 largest were 16 inches.We're headed back to Pennsylvania next week.Time for some trout fishing.
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