Going out with a bang!

[3212]

This is primarily for the other old codgers out there.Today,I was reading a magazine in the doctor's office.I saw an ad describing a new way to scatter your ashes.For 850 dollars they will load your ashes in 250 shotgun shells.That way, your hunting buddies can scatter your ashes in your favorite spots while they're hunting.There is also a bullet option.

[buckfever]

lol.. thats a crazy way to go out..

[on_the_fly]

that bird kinda taste like bubba, didnt ya think so billy bob.....dag gonit i might had grabbed the wrong box of shells this morning jo jo..... lol

[delbert]

That would be one last hunting trip for ya

[timberghost]

Anything to make a buck or two. Wonder what kind of ideas I can come up with.

[spiker]

They can throw me in my pond for free and feed the fish for all i care. Just want my daughter to get everything not 10,000 for a funeral.I could careless im dead.We do have a woodchipper at work

[DVW]

Originally Posted by timberghost

Anything to make a buck or two. Wonder what kind of ideas I can come up with.

You ever hear of people stuffing their lap dogs after the animal passes away? Or have you seen those ladies who carry the little dogs in their purse? I thought of making a purse out of that little dog for those people when it passes away. Then it really would be a purse dog and they could keep carrying it around with them even after it's gone. It's kind of morbid, but I have seen stranger things sell.

[rdrader2002]

Originally Posted by spiker

They can throw me in my pond for free and feed the fish for all i care. Just want my daughter to get everything not 10,000 for a funeral.I could careless im dead.We do have a woodchipper at work

He's right! I'm dead and could really care less if they feed me to the fishes or bury me in the cheapest pine box to be had. No sense in spending all that $$$ on some fancy funeral. . . . . if anything, spend it on one big party instead of the funeral.

Don't have a wood chipper at the office . . . . . but maybe could borrow one from the city instead . . . . think they'd mind???

RR

[scribe]

I have instructed my wife to put on the BBQ grill. That way they can think of me every time they grill out.

[buckfever]

Originally Posted by scribe

I have instructed my wife to put on the BBQ grill. That way they can think of me every time they grill out.

Eh.. Gross