Dear Santa ,
I've been a good girl this year. I would really like to get a deer for Christmas . I don't care if its a buck or doe. Either would be nice. My husband would also like a deer and possibly a few coyotes. My son would like some raccoons and my little girl wants some pink muck boots very badly. We will leave you cookies and milk.
p.s. We promise not to shoot any of your reindeer.