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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 04-23-2010, 12:02 PM Thread Starter
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Meet a moron!!

Went horse back riding and we had a guide who I guess thought we were complete morons when it came to hunting stuff..

He claimed there was a whitetail buck that uses those same horse riding trails that had a rack that was 5 feet long on both sides. They didnt feed it or anything, it was wild, but it was only an eleven pt.

While I was chuckling at the idiot I asked him if he could turkey hunt this land since he couldnt shoot the deer and he said no not here but on his familys place in North Carolina last week he shot a turkey at 20 yds that had a beard 5 and half feet long that weighed 60 lbs. I asked him if it was a double or triple bearded bird and he changed his story a bit and said yeah it had 2 beards and they totaled that length. I asked him the spur lengths and after I think he puzzled the question for minute he said they were a couple feet long. Dont think he knew what I was referring too..
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post #2 of 11 (permalink) Old 04-23-2010, 02:02 PM
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lol...that's a great one! Wow. Why would he even try to talk about something he obviously knows nothing about...Funny though.

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That just made my day!

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Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the outcome of the vote.
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post #4 of 11 (permalink) Old 04-23-2010, 03:41 PM Thread Starter
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What is sad is he prob gets folk that no nothing about deer rack sizes and they go home and tell people.. "Hey I seen a deer while I was horse riding that had a rack the size of my car"
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I thought those tales only came from Texas!
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post #7 of 11 (permalink) Old 04-24-2010, 07:30 AM
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He's not lying, I too have seen pictures of birds that big. They were called DINOSAURS!
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post #8 of 11 (permalink) Old 04-24-2010, 10:31 AM
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what a tool
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post #10 of 11 (permalink) Old 04-27-2010, 07:51 PM
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honastly, i realy hate people who do this. if your a lier.... ok whatever, but atleast do your reserch about the topic your gona lie to me about. i mean how stupid do you think i am to fall for some crap when you have no clue what your talking about. I have had this happen to me once. my brother had a friend whos boyfriend clamed to be an Iraq war Vet, and a ranger sniper. with in the first 15 minits of meeting him he was starting in with the storys. and this guy had NO (word i cant use on this site) clue what he was talking about. and it only took me about 10 sec, for me to figure out that he was never a sniper, and never was in iraq. and about another 10 sec before i knew for sure that he was never in the service. i just wanted to beat the (word i cant use) out of him. i mean to lie about being a Vet is low. to lie to a real Vet about being one is even lower, and then the disrespect to not even do a little reserch to get a few facts right. and the worst part was because of a certan situation invalving this friend i could not say boo about it and i had to sit there and listen to his fake war storys for over an hour.
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