JUST For Grins !!!
President Obama decided to do one of his public addresses against the backdrop of an American farm, but the ceremony couldn't get started because of all the flies buzzing around his head.
Obama demanded to know why the flies wouldn't leave, so the farmer explained to him, "Well, those are called circle flies. They always circle around the back end of horses." Obama angrily snapped with reply, "Hey, are you saying that I'm a horse's rear end?"
The farmer answered, "No Sir, Mister President. I would never call someone a horse's rear end.
It's hard to fool them flies though."
Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the outcome of the vote.