The last two lines made reading the article worthwhile --
Meanwhile, Richard Santomauro, owner of Wildlife Taxidermy in Wall, N.J., insisted Kumra was not hit by a moosehead.
"That's a caribou," he said after viewing a photo of the stuffed head.
Gee, what could possible be the lesson for the day --
1) Don't stand under a moose/caribou head mounted on a wall, or
2) Learn the difference between a moose and a caribou before trying to sue.