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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 12-03-2009, 06:14 PM Thread Starter
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Tiger Woods

OK I'm sure your all familiar with Tiger Woods (famous pro golfer guy) and his little dilemna he had over the weekend. Anyways pay close attention to the "quotes" in these next couple sentences.

"Tiger" Woods apparently has been "cheating" on his wife with as many as 3 other woman. That totals "4" women that he's been trying to juggle in his life.

1--- Well his new name is CHEETAH (cheater/Tiger)

2--- He gives Golf a new meaning when he yells FOUR!! before teeing off.
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post #2 of 9 (permalink) Old 12-03-2009, 06:17 PM
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found this one funny..


what do tiger woods and penguens have in common?
they bolth get clubed by norweegans.
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post #3 of 9 (permalink) Old 12-03-2009, 08:16 PM
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I havent been following this story at all. When I am flipping through the channels and see some junk about it I keep on rolling. Ive yet to figure out why we (America) deem this crap as news worthy. The dude wrecked his car. Nobody got hurt. I can care less about hearing his 911 call.

However I do enjoy the jokes!!
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post #4 of 9 (permalink) Old 12-03-2009, 08:19 PM
 
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The part that gets me is they did a formal investigation to decide whether there would be charges against him,
If that was me or any of you guys/gals we'd probably have been cuffed and cited on the spot.

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the outcome of the vote.
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post #5 of 9 (permalink) Old 12-03-2009, 10:53 PM
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another spoiled celeb caught i love it

Now therefore take, I pray thee, thy weapons, thy quiver and thy bow, and go out to the field, and take me some venison.
Genesis 27:3 "The thinking deer hunter should mature through three phases during his hunting life. First phase, "I need to kill a deer." Second phase, I want to harvest a nice deer. And last phase, we must manage this resource so our children and their children can experience the grand tradition of good deer hunting." - Jim Slinsky
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post #6 of 9 (permalink) Old 12-04-2009, 01:59 PM
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read this one today "what do tiger woods and baby seals have in common? they both get clubbed by scandinavians"

Now therefore take, I pray thee, thy weapons, thy quiver and thy bow, and go out to the field, and take me some venison.
Genesis 27:3 "The thinking deer hunter should mature through three phases during his hunting life. First phase, "I need to kill a deer." Second phase, I want to harvest a nice deer. And last phase, we must manage this resource so our children and their children can experience the grand tradition of good deer hunting." - Jim Slinsky
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post #7 of 9 (permalink) Old 12-07-2009, 08:57 AM
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The SNL clip about Tiger was too funny.
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post #8 of 9 (permalink) Old 12-08-2009, 06:47 AM
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He's probably the best golfer ever to play the game and he's filthy rich. Who cares if he cheats on his wife? Maybe a few sponsers and females but he's not some evanjelist biggot. Nike is a big sponser of his and their slogan is"just do it". Maybe their advice to him will be "dont do it again". His personal life is just that. He is a cavediver like me but Ive never seen or heard of him at any sites since his certification.
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post #9 of 9 (permalink) Old 12-09-2009, 12:31 PM
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Since Tiger was driving and Escalade, Can he blame it on his Caddie?

I heard his wife is going to endorse some clubs from Ping. Their slogan is going to be "clubs you can beat Tiger with"
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