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Old 03-02-2009, 11:09 PM
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Default Keep your cell phone close

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench
rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to
talk.. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: 'Hello'
WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'
MAN: 'Yes'
WOMAN: 'I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?'
MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.'
WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the
new 2009 models. I saw one I really liked.'
MAN: 'How much?'
WOMAN: '$90,000'
MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'
WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing....the house I wanted
last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000'
MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000.
They will probably take it. If not, we can put out the extra
50 thousand, if it's really a pretty good price.'
WOMAN: 'OK I'll see you later! I love you so much!'
MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.'
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room
are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.
He turns and asks:

'Anyone know who this phone belongs to?'
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