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12-23-2007, 05:31 PM
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Murry was sharp, much wiser than them, he put out the word to all of his friends. If there's a guy with a gun or a bow in his hands run and run quick NO not past their tree stands. when you enter the clearing where it's posted and safe you can laugh at them hunters in spite of the chase.
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12-23-2007, 07:10 PM
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all of sudden out of nowhere what should appear but santa and his crew of raindeer
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Now therefore take, I pray thee, thy weapons, thy quiver and thy bow, and go out to the field, and take me some venison.
Genesis 27:3 "The thinking deer hunter should mature through three phases during his hunting life. First phase, "I need to kill a deer." Second phase, I want to harvest a nice deer. And last phase, we must manage this resource so our children and their children can experience the grand tradition of good deer hunting." - Jim Slinsky
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12-23-2007, 11:01 PM
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and there sat buckfever up on his house all camoed out and beggining to pout. Because as timberghost said buckfever has no deer hanging in his shed. And suddenly a thought pops in his head "does santa really need 8 reindeer hauling his sled?" And then to santa's surprise did he hear 2 quick shots exploding in his ear. All of a sudden Doner and Blitzen appear on buckfevers table next to the fixens. He is pouting no more even though Santa put him on the naughty list cuz he has 2 reindeer decorating his wall.
And then there is buckfever with a smile on his face chatting with family about the great chase.  |
12-24-2007, 04:26 PM
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But santa was miffed.He swore vengeance and proceeded to put buckfever on the naughty not nice list.He called his pal the easter bunny and some leprechauns too.They plotted what to do 
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Now therefore take, I pray thee, thy weapons, thy quiver and thy bow, and go out to the field, and take me some venison.
Genesis 27:3 "The thinking deer hunter should mature through three phases during his hunting life. First phase, "I need to kill a deer." Second phase, I want to harvest a nice deer. And last phase, we must manage this resource so our children and their children can experience the grand tradition of good deer hunting." - Jim Slinsky
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12-27-2007, 08:30 AM
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Santas plan was starting to take place as showed on his steaming mad face. He planned to fly over the house late at night when Buckfever least expects a fight. Then armed with an army of bunnies Santa will rain down "cocoa puffs" all over the area which will confuse all and lead to mass hysteria. As for the distraction which then will put the leprechauns into action they will sneak into Bucks home and take all of his arms and leave nothing except a few "lucky charms". With Santas sled haulers lost by two, he needed a replacement so now what to do. He called on his master mechanic elf to build an extra mean, super charged, twin turbo, rocket machine.
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12-27-2007, 09:43 AM
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Turned out to be a Mopar with Hemi's and stuff, Now that's built better than any ford tough.
But buckfever was waiting for santa to show with a shotgun full of rock-salt He had plans too don't 'cha Know...
There's more to the story of Santa so quick, and ole hunter buckfever all camo'ed and slick.
__________________ Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the outcome of the vote.
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12-28-2007, 10:18 AM
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As buck waited by the fireplace with cheer, stjones sat out in the cold, still trying for that first deer!
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12-29-2007, 04:42 PM
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But No Worries Stjones Youll Get Murry Soon Even If Ya Got Shoot A Goddarned Coon, but all of this talk of stjones and santa had given murry a chance to run to atlanta he ate their his christmas meal of corn on a foodplot was the apeal but little did he know santa hunted too and and with a pull of a santas trigger a bullet over his body flew
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