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Old 02-07-2008, 10:20 PM
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Default Yallbonics

The Association of Southern Schools has decided
to pursue some of the seemingly endless taxpayer
dollar pipeline through Washington designating
Southern slang, or y'allbonics, as a language to be
taught in all Southern schools.



HEIDI - (noun) -Greeting.

HIRE YEW - Complete sentence. Remainder of
greeting. Usage "Heidi, Hire yew?"

BARD - (verb) - Past tense of the infinitive "to
borrow. "Usage "My brother bard my pickup truck."


JAWJUH - (noun) - The State north of Florida.
Capitol is Lanner. Usage "My brother from Jawjuh
bard my pickup truck."

BAMMER - (noun) - The State west of Jawjuh.
Capitol is Berminhayum. Usage "A tornader jes went
through Bammer an' left $20,000,000 in improvements."

MUNTS - (noun) - A calendar division. Usage "My
brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I ain't herd from him in munts."

THANK - (verb) - Cognitive process. Usage "Ah thank ah'll have a bare."

BARE - (noun) - An alcoholic beverage made of barley, hops, and yeast. Usage "Ah thank ah'll have a bare."

IGNERT - (adjective) - Not smart. See "Arkansas native." Usage "Them bammer boys sure are ignert!"


RANCH - (noun) - A tool used for tight'nin' bolts. Usage "I thank I left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago."

ALL - (noun) - A petroleum-based lubricant. Usage
"I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."

FAR - (noun) - A conflagration. Usage "If my brother from Jawjuh don't change the all in my pickup truck, that thing's gonna catch far."

TAR - (noun) - A rubber wheel. Usage "Gee, I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh don't git a flat tar in my pickup truck."

TIRE - (noun) - A tall monument. Usage "Lord willin' and the creek don't rise, I sure do hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Paris sometime."

RETARD - (verb) - To stop working. Usage "My grampaw retard at age 65."

FAT - (noun), (verb) -- a battle or combat; to engage in battle or combat. Usage "You younguns keep fat'n, n' ah'm gonna whup y'uh."

RATS - (noun) - Entitled power or privilege.
Usage "We Southerners are willin' to fat for are rats."

CHEER - (adverb) In this place. Usage "Just set that bare rat cheer."

FARN - (adjective) - Not domestic. Usage "I cuddint unnerstand a wurd he sed ... must be from some farn country."

DID - (adjective) - Not alive. Usage "He's did, Jim."

ARE - (noun) - A colorless, odorless gas Oxygen.
Usage "He cain't breathe...give 'im some ARE!"

BOB WAR - (noun) - A sharp, twisted cable. Usage
"Boy, stay away from that bob war fence."

JEW HERE - (noun) and (verb) contraction. Usage
"Jew here that my brother from Jawjuh got a job with that bob war fence cump'ny?"

HAZE - a contraction. Usage "Is Bubba smart?"
"Nah...haze ignert. He ain't thanked but a minnit'n 'is laf."

SEED - (verb) -- past tense of "to see".

VIEW - contraction (verb) and pronoun. Usage "I ain't never seed New York City ... view?"

GUBMINT - (noun) - A bureaucratic institution.
Usage "Them gubmint boys shore is ignert."
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