Good Clean Jokes
These 2 salesman were doing business down in New Orleans.
Around noon time they met up for lunch to discuss the days sales.
As they sat chatting about their sales and remaining contacts for the day
one mentioned to the other that he was not pronouncing "New Orleans"
Correctly.. Well of course they both had different versions of
how it should be spoken and argued ridiculously for a few minutes over
how New Orleans should be said,, till Finally,, one says to the other, "I'll show ya"
He called the Waitress over and said could you please tell us
slowly and clear where we are and Without batting an eye she replied Bur-Ger-King.
Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the outcome of the vote.