The best one i ever heard was the old baseball player Jack Clark.After his time with the yankees his career was winding down.He said he fell on hard times and had to file for bankruptcy.He had 55 automobiles
Jack Clark used to be my IDOL growing up when he played for the Cardinals. HE was my absolute FAVORITE!!!! He does commentary for the FSN network after cards games now,,, he has put on about 50-60 pounds sense retirement and is probably 275 lb now! NO JOKE!