post em up boys.
hears a good one.
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the:
United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF). Code named: "BUBBA"
These mostly Southern boys will be dropped off into Afghanistan and will be given only the following facts about the Taliban and terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no bag limit.
3. They taste like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They're directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.
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