In my town the SPA (squirrels per acre) is like twenty five hundred thousand million billion, but you can't shoot them unless you want to be throwing your shot into the sides of houses and through neighbors windows.
Its enough to drive a man to drinking the way those infernal varmits stand just feet away, with scorn and malice and defiance in their little beady eyes!
Have you ever been convicted of a crime? No
Explain: I guess I never got caught